7:00 AM - Wake up to the sounds of beautiful birds chirping outside the window. 7:01 AM - Order White House Secret Service to murder said birds and serve them to me for breakfast. 7:30 AM - Have a delicious breakfast of songbirds wrapped in bacon, made all the more enjoyable by the fact that I have no heart and thus am free of worry over cholesterol.… Post the First Comment

The adaptation is the film equivalent of your favorite sports team signing a big name free agent. All attention is firmly focused on what you do next. Expectations are raised to an astronomical level. In a culture so centered on image, when you bind a name with a contract, it becomes household, no matter its previous size.… 1 Comment

Dating. Such a simple thing we used to do. Some of us used it just as casual fun to meet people, some of us looking for the start of a serious relationship. That was the beauty of the traditional "date." Let's be cliché and say the "date" is dinner and a movie.… 2 Comments